Guardians of the Astral – New Technical Dungeon + Super Godfest
Dungeon Information
Title Dungeon Duration
- 4/16 (Wed) 18:00 – 5/18 (Sun) 23:59 JST
Clearing the time limited dungeon grants the Jupiter Title which looks like the following.
The person to clear the timed dungeon fastest will be given the Fastest Title which looks like the following.
There are two monsters with parts drop.
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You can use the gems from the parts drop to exchange for the following.
Jupithor’s Planet HammerMachine
Active Skill: For 3 turns, change Wood att. dmg cap value to 15,000,000,000; For 3 turns, bypass att. and dmg absorb shield (13 max CD)
Leader Skill: None
Prophetic Archdemon Astaroth CardDevil
Active Skill: For 10 turns, change Devil type dmg cap value to 10,000,000,000; For 2 turns, bypass att. and dmg absorb shield (9 max CD)
Leader Skill: None
You need 50x Jupiter Gems and 25x Astaroth Gems for the exchange.
New Cards
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Guard Spirit of Jupiter, JupirisPhysical / Machine
Active Skill: Unlock all orbs; Change all orbs to wood, dark and heart orbs; Charge allies’ active by 2 turns; Transform to [10523] for the rest of the dungeon (37 max CD)
Leader Skill: 35x ATK, reduce dmg taken by 75% and deals 1 fix dmg when matching 5+ connected wood orbs; 3x RCV for Machine type
// Jupiter Magical Machine God, Jupithor (Transform)Physical / Machine
Active Skill: Unlock all orbs; Create 6 wood and heart orbs; For 1 turn, bypass damage void shield and change Wood att. dmg cap value to 12,000,000,000; Binds self for 1 turn (2 max CD)
Leader Skill: 55x ATK, reduce dmg taken by 75%, +3 combo and deals 10,000,000 fix dmg when matching 5+ connected wood orbs; 1.3x HP and 3x RCV for Machine type
Jupiris’ Jupiter Earring (Assist evo)Physical / Machine
Active Skill: Fully recovers unmatchable, bind and awoken bind status; For 1 turn, 3x max HP and RCV; For 1 turn, 3x ATK for Wood att. (6 max CD)
Leader Skill: None
Jupiter Magical Machine God, Jupithor’s Brooch (Assist evo)Physical / Machine
Active Skill: Charge allies’ active by 2 turns; For 5 turns, 2x ATK for Wood att. and bypass dmg void shield (15 max CD)
Leader Skill: None
Jupiter Magical Machine God, Jupithor’s Necklace (Assist evo)Physical / Machine
Active Skill: Delay enemies’ next move by 4 turns; For 2 turns, reduce dmg taken by 75% and change enemies’ att. to Water att. (16 max CD)
Leader Skill: None
Jupiter Magical Machine God, Jupithor’s Bracelet (Assist evo)Physical / Machine
Active Skill: Charge allies’ active by 3 turns; For 10 turns, 2x ATK for all members and increase combo by 2; Break 1 enemies’ shield (20 max CD)
Leader Skill: None
Obtaining Jupiris for the first time grants a BGM.
Super Godfest
With the addition of Jupiris, there is a Super Godfest featuring her in it. The announced lineup looks like the following.
- 4/11 (Fri) 12:00 – 4/17 (Thurs) 23:59 JST
Bind self… What a mechanic
gotta boost sells for the no one cares Academy seasonal event
Thank you for your hard work!!
Hopefully a 85 magic stone for first clear
Thanks for the update, it’s greatly appreciated!
uh oh two months no updates… this feels familiar
If this page can’t stay consistent why doesn’t it just come down then
get used to it. at this point we are happy as long as it’s not taken down permanently yet
Glad this site is still up, but it seems like not as many people are checking/leaving comments anymore
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oh great the bots are back
Three months, no sign of life anywhere
If they aren’t going to be consistent they should get rid of the website
Even the more loyal followers seem to have given up on this site. Last time there would’ve been a lot more comments by now. Ignoring the spam that is.
Looking at the previous post with a million comments. It looks like most were in response to bot comments. So I don’t think it’s that the fans left, more like they’ve always been quiet.
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Hmm one has to wonder if the bots are here to prevent the site from going down by simulating engagement
VShojo has failed, and I’ve mismanaged the company into the situation you’re all witnessing.
So today I am sharing the difficult news that VShojo is shutting down, and I take full responsibility for the decisions that led us to this point.
I’ve been doing everything I can to fundraise and right the ship these past few months, but despite my efforts, we are in a worse position, and those I care about are now paying the price.
Over the past few years, we raised around $11 million to pursue a bold, talent-first approach in VTubing, prioritizing creators and community over short-term profits, to achieve long-term sustainability. Our funding went directly to our creators through generous splits, debut investments, infrastructure, concerts, events, and staffing, all designed to support them. We also wanted talent to own their IP, which we knew was a unique creator-first approach for an agency. However, despite all our efforts, the business failed to generate the revenue we needed to sustain that model, and eventually, we ran out of money.
Additionally, I acknowledge that some of the money spent by the company was raised in connection with talent activity, which I later learned was intended for a charitable initiative. At the time, we were working hard to raise additional investment capital to cover our costs, and I firmly believed, based on the information available to us, that we would be able to do so and cover all expenses. We were unsuccessful in our fundraising efforts. I made the decision to pursue funding, and I own its consequences.
I am deeply sorry to all the talents, staff, friends, and community members who believed in our brand. You did not deserve this.
– Justin (Gunrun)
I still play the game but not active here much anymore
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What in the actual hell. Bots can interact now?!
The future is now old man
Boy oh boy, where do I even begin. Kitasan Black support card banner drops tomorrow and I’m already sweating harder than prime Shaq at the free throw line. This ain’t just “a good card” bro, this is the GOAT, the Kitasan Black Mamba🐍 dropping 81 points against the Toronto Raptor type shi of support cards. The second she shows up, your stable turns from g-league benchwarmers into championship contenders.
And yeah, Satono Diamond is cute and all, like Pau Gasol, elegant, consistent, incredibly skilled.
But Kitasan Black? Kitasan Black is the franchise player. She’s Faker locking in Azir. She’s the broken patch Riot “forgot” to fix. Her bond gain so cracked it feels like Baron buff at 25 minutes. Speed stats go brrrrrr, and your whole team ascends to S rank greatness.
And bro ngl… I gotta admit, part of me feels dirty glazing Kitasan this hard when my main girl’s Daiwa Scarlet. Like I can see Daiwa in the training room side-eyeing me like “for real trainer-san? her??” and I’m just standing there sweating, trying to explain it’s just one spark bro I swear. But deep down I know I’m gonna spark anyway cuz Kitasan Black isn’t just meta, she’s the reason wallets cry at night.
I’m so sorry Daiwa Scarlet… I deserve to be called “Cheater-san”.
Voymastina should be náked
Mica did us really dirty with this AK-15 release. Let me tell you I am so tired of devs putting clothes on my t-dolls. They are supposed to be terminators that look like humans. They don’t need to wear any clothes. They already have synthetic skin. Why would they need more?
Voymastina is just a huge insult at this point. Not only they put a ton of unnecessary clothing and armor on her, they also had an audacity to give her a mechanical suit. Do they even care about their own lore?
The fact that she is barefoot in the dorm is the only reason why I am willing to forgive Mica.
Hopefully they will release more units like Florence in the future.
I hope when we finally get a playable Lunasia, she will be extremely… Uh… You know.
At least balance is good this time. Never saw a PvE game with good balance at max level. It’s like I’m playing Warframe again.
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My life has been ruined by Yanami Anna 😭. I can’t interact with other girls properly anymore. When I’m having a meal with a girl, I always think, “If only she were Anna, with that cute and innocent expression.” When I’m walking a girl home, I think, “If only she were Anna, so we could chat and laugh together on the way.” When I’m sitting on her couch, and she says she’ll get me a drink, my heart races as I think, “What if she brings out a bottle she’s already drunk from? What if she comes over to tell me about this month’s bills and suggests repaying with bento?” Then, the girl comes out wearing a school uniform with four ribbons and asks if I like it. I take out my phone, show a picture of Anna, and say, “Of course, I like Anna the most.” She’s simple yet incredibly charming, with that unique cuteness and girlishness of a youthful girl, along with that tsundere attitude that’s both reserved and hesitant. How incredibly adorable and heartwarming! Although Anna always seems reliable, when faced with something she’s not good at, she becomes flustered and awkward, her thoughts easily read. Yanami Anna is so cute! When she’s with you, her voice becomes higher and softer compared to when she’s with other students. Anna is so cute! When she smugly grumbles, “You can’t live without me!”. Anna is super cute! 😇 Marriage! 😍 Marriage! 😍 I absolutely want to marry her! The thought of having Anna supporting me after marriage, helping to cover living expenses, gives me such peace of mind 😇. If I married Anna, it would be fulfilling three wishes at once: girlfriend 😋, wife 😆, and classmate 🤤, truly the ultimate happiness in life 🤗. Ah, I really want to put a wedding ring on Anna’s finger 🤩, listening to her say, “Do I have to pay for this too? 🧐” while she treasures the ring as a lifelong keepsake, with a blissful expression on her face 🤤.
Wonder how long for the next post on this site.
I’m giving it 6 months probably
Yeah that ain’t happening more like a year
Dead site idk why I even check anymore
sigh
Cammy Meele is the s3xiest creature on the face of the fucking planet. Everything about her fills me with the raw animal desire to conquer and mate for life. She constantly looks like she’s either half-asleep, hypnotized, or high as a kite, and I can’t tell which one of those turns me on more. I swear, sleepy girls are God’s gift to man, and Cammy is his magnum opus. The way she yawns and rubs her eyes, the little bit of drool in the corner of her mouth, how she even slowly nods off while talking, it’s so cute and hot it’s enough to break my brain! Even her theme song is like an anthem of sleepy cuteness! I want to know this woman, Biblically. I want to take her to the peaks of passion while she’s half-asleep, spurring me on with those adorable little yawns, then have her gently nod off in my arms in the afterglow. I want to use her, dominate her, then treat her like the goddess she is. And you know she’d be down for anything, because this utterly based woman is a complete degenerate, and I love her for it. She’s a criminal, she’s a slob, she doesn’t even wear a bra to work! (Speaking of, what a spectacular view. Look at the size of those beautiful natural hills and valleys.) Frankly, I’m not even sure how often she washes those long, blonde, gorgeous Sleeping Beauty locks of hers, and I don’t even know if I care. And we know she doesn’t wear a bra, but does she wear panties? Please say no. Even the other side of her personality gets me going. When she flips her hair over to reveal the Ice Queen beneath, I kneel, eager for my chance to serve. Please top me, mommy, I deserve it. God, if I were her pilot, I’d break every protocol in the book. Call me a monster, I don’t care. She wouldn’t. She’d do anything for me, and I’d do anything for her. Anything to please, anything to be pleased, every command, every fantasy, everything. I’d even let her get away with murder. Anything for my spoiled little pillow princess. And then, when the time comes for beautiful, glorious sleep, I’d enjoy sweet dreams nestled in her soft br3ast. Perfection. A life made of ambrosia and ecstasy. Cammy Meele, my drowsy muse, my dreaming angel, my s3xy little sleepwalker. God, I want her. God, I need her.
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you’re so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone’s happy 😉 nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you’re so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn’t stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I’m getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your c0ck your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your c0ck salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
She’s a cartoon character. And deadáss I’m really tired of the fúcking fake outrage with you asking if a cartoon is 18.
Her títs and áss are 18. They are the perfect representation of biological readiness.
Save that shít for real people. Because it’s dumbáss comments like this that are getting shít like anime—and not even bad anime, stuff like Dragon Ball banned in places like Texas.
So let me get this through your head. One. MORE. TIME.
IT. IS. A. CARTOOOOON. IT DOESN’T HAVE AN AGE. IT ISN’T REAL.
Her body is post pubescent. This isn’t a drawing of a fúcking toddler. Obviously that’s a WHOLE DIFFERENT can of worms because the implications are far more taboo and disgusting frankly.
This picture has the body of a 32 year old Mother of 4.
kyaaa~!!! Senpai noticed meee?!! (✧ω✧) Your aura is soooo sparkly today, mou
! 💖✨ Tamamo-chan’s fluffy tails make my kokoro go doki-doki? (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) Pls pat my head or I’ll UWU and NYAAA until you hug me FOREVER!!! 🥺👉👈 Together we’ll defeat evil… and share omurice by moonlight!!! 🍳🌙 P-pwomise you’ll never leave your kawaii wife? (๑>◡<๑) daisuki da yo~ 💕💍🔥🔥🔥ki da yo~skibidi kyaaa~!!! Senpai noticed meee?!! (✧ω✧) bruh sound effect #2 Your aura is soooo sparkly no printer just fax today, cringe mou! CEO of 💖✨ KEKW Tamamo-chan’s fluffy ate and left no crumbs tails make Pog my kokoro go doki-doki? (⁄ LOL ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) Pls ROFLMAO pat hits different my head issa vibe or I’ll glow up UWU and NYAAA until no cap you pepega hug me FOREVER!!! 🥺👉👈 bruh moment Together we’ll defeat evil… hit different and share KEKL omurice monkaW by moonlight!!! 🍳🌙 P-pwomise I’m gone you’ll no cap never certified hood classic leave your boutta kawaii sending me wife? (๑>◡<๑) daisuki da yo~ PepeHands 💕💍🔥🔥🔥 😂 🥴 🧢 🙏Jax please come back to us 🙏
Woah we’re begging now? That’s how desperate people are getting?
i don’t think there’s gonna be updates anymore guys…
Yunyun! Yunyun Yunyun YunyunuuaaAAAaaAAa!!! UhUUUHHHHhhHHH! Unh! Uuuuooohhhhhh! Yunyun Yunyun YunyunuuuuaaaAAAuuUUUuh!!! Yunyun send! Yunyun receive! Hnngh so much Denpa… UuuuhhhhaaaAAA l want to sendy send my pixels digitally to Yunyun… Yunyun! YunyunUhUUhhh! Ahh sniff sniff! Sniff sniff! Fuu…haa…fuu…haa! Fuu…haa…fuu…haa! Yunyun smell so good…sniff sniff Nhaah! I wanna sniff sniff the ends of Yunyun-tan’s purple twin tails! Sniff sniff! Aaaa!! Wait, no! I wanna fluffy fluffy you! Fluffy-fluffy! Fluffy-fluffy! Fluffy-fluffy your hair! Scratchy scratchy fluffy-fluffy!…hug hug hugggs!! Yunyun-tan was cuuuutteeee! Yunyun in “Chapter:Demon” of the game was so cooooooolll! Ahh ahh ahhHUUUHH! Episode 13 Yunyunuuu was so cute! And funny!! uuuuuooooughghhhhh! Yunyun! Kawaii-AAAHHHHH! Yunyun who loves humans even as a devil is so zako and cuuuteuuuuooohhhhh!! aaaaiiiYYYYYAAAAAaaaaaaa! Nyahhhhhhhh-GUEEEEHH-AAAAAA! What? Anime’s not real? Hmmm, so the comics and game aren’t either… Y U N Y U N i s n o t r e a l…? GyaaaaAAAAaaaAAAAAaaa! WhyyYYYYyyyYYYyy! Goodbye! Goodbye to this goddamn world! Huh? There’s Den…pa? Yunyun is sending me her Denpa! Yunyun is looking at me through the monitor! Yunyun is COMMUNICATING with me! Yunyun is talking to me!! Praise the Denpa…This world is not as bad as l thought! Yahhoooooooooooooo!!! Yunyun is with me! I did it! I can do it Yunyunng-YYAAAAAAAAaaaa!!!! Uuhhuhhuuooghgghhh!! My feelings to Yunyun, SEND! Reach all the way inside Yunyun in the monitor!
How long was the last big gap between posts? Because I feel like it’s getting close to matching it
It’s been six months now, but who’s counting?
Really appreciate the straightforward advice here.
sniffles softly, trembling so hard my voice cracks with every word I-I didn’t mean to fail, I swear I didn’t—! grabs at your sleeve desperately, eyes wide with panic It was Teto… s-she— she tricked me, I wasn’t strong enough, I— hiccups through sobs I’m so sorry, I’m sorry, please, please don’t end it like this~!
My whole body shakes violently, knees giving out as I collapse, hands clasped together like prayer P-please, I’ll make it right! I’ll restart from day one, I’ll chain myself if I have to, just don’t give up on me, don’t cast me away! screams softly, voice breaking
I tried, okay?! I really did! I fought so hard through No Nut November, I kept telling myself “no, I can’t, not now,” but then— then Teto’s voice— that sweet, teasing voice— it ruined me~! sobs harder, shaking my head like I could undo it all
I’ll do anything—! I’ll go a whole year if that’s what it takes, I’ll train, I’ll pray, I’ll repent—! grabs your hand tightly, tears dripping onto it Just… please, I beg you, one more chance! Don’t let my failure in NNN be the end of me! leans forehead against your knee, shaking violently
I’m scared… I don’t wanna disappear, I don’t wanna be forgotten for one mistake… voice small, cracking into whispers I’ll make you proud next time, I promise… I’ll fight every urge, every thought… just… please forgive me… breaks into choked sobs, whispering over and over please… please… please…
Seeing as this site is abounded, and that people still seem to check and comment every once in a while, does anybody know another site to get Jp news but translated?
You’re asking a dead site where to go and expected a response?
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Out of curiosity I looked at how long the last hiatus on this site was. It was 10 months. We’re currently about 8 1/2 months in. I’m wondering if this break is going to beat that one
Alright I’m going to delete this site off my bookmarks. goodbye after all these years Blogging mama
and for anyone looking for monster books alternative, i usually use this with translator >>
https://パズドラ.gamewith.jp/article/show/410311
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thank you!
Hey, I’m really sorry for doing this but I actually can’t take it anymore. You don’t like yaoi enough to be with me. I’ve already told you MULTIPLE TIMES that I can ONLY date true fujoshis, and you just don’t fit the criteria. You refused to watch Junjou Romantica last week and last night you didn’t want to read Dear Gene with me on Discord vc.. and now I know you’re definitely not the one for me. I was already planning on proposing to you when you mentioned you were a fujoshi after we talked about Utapri for 2 hours but now I can see that you’re just some poser who lied to me and wants to see me suffer. I don’t know if I can truly forgive you for this and I’m going to have to stop talking to you for a while so I can heal. Bye.
I am not kidding when I’m saying this. She is literally an angel sent from the heavens and I love her more than anything and anyone. She is my everything. There are just so many things I could say about her. I swear to fucking god, she is the most wonderful and perfect girl to have ever graced the face of the universe since time immemorial. She is an angel that has come down from heaven to bless us mere mortals with her divine beauty. Just the thought of her can fill me with a deep sense of bliss and joy, I feel as if I am in a blissful bubble where nothing else matters but her. Kallen’s beauty is otherworldly and jaw-dropping. She is a vision of beauty that transcends description and human understanding, and every time I lay my eyes upon her, my heart skips a beat. Her luscious crimson hair, her deep, blue eyes are reminiscent of the skies themselves, and her beautiful lips evoke a sense of deep, passionate love and desire. Even the mere thought of her makes my heart flutter. Her body is a work of art, every curve and angle perfectly chiseled, as if the gods themselves crafted her with the utmost precision and care. Sometimes, looking at her, I can’t help but feel as if I’m witnessing a divine being. She is perfection personified. However her beauty isn’t just superficial, it goes all the way down to her soul. She is intelligent and strong, brave and fearless, loyal and kind, strong and fierce like a cougar. I swear to god, I will actually fucking die for Kallen Kozuki. I am ready to face the worst of pains to protect her smile. Kallen Kozuki is the light that shines in my dark world, the warmth that embraces me in the coldest of nights. Her smile is like a beacon of hope, illuminating the path ahead of me. When I see her happy, my heart is filled with the greatest joy, as her happiness is what I live for. Her smile gives meaning to my otherwise pitiful existence. Her laughter like the most beautiful melody to my ears. Seeing her cry, seeing her in pain, seeing her sad is like a stab in the heart to me, it gives me agonizing pain, worse than testicular torsion. Because deep in my heart, my soul, my very essence, I simply live for her happiness. She is simply perfect. She is a force of nature beyond the comprehension of us mere mortals. Words cannot even begin to describe how much I love Kallen. From the moment I first laid my eyes on her, I was bewitched, bewildered by her otherworldly beauty. It was like the cupid shot his dart right through my heart, and I simply had no choice but to love her. Once I fell for her, there was no coming back. My heart, my soul, everything I am and everything I have is hers. I am her pet, her possession. My very essence, my being, my entire existence, it is all hers. I laughed with her, I cried with her, I grew with her, I was devastated with her, and I also loved with her. I swear to god, Kallen Kozuki is my heart. She is the beating heart that keeps me alive. Words cannot begin to describe the sheer depth of my love and devotion towards this beautiful angel. My devotion towards Kallen Kozuki is boundless, it is infinite, it is the very definition of the word “endless”. I love you, Kallen Kozuki.
If they keep coming back after 8 plus months then they should just delete this web page… Smh
updated after a year, im so back dudez
Checked today and had good memories
I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Sandleaf. I try to use Buckleaf. My Sandleaf produces more product. I try to use Jincao . My Sandleaf makes more carbon. I try to use wood. My Sandleaf makes more shit. I want to try Yazhen. It’s still way more efficient to use Sandleaf. I want to use Citrene – It’s still not the best. It grabs me by the throat. I farm for it. I plant for it. I give it my water. It isn’t satisfied. I make 5 Sandleaf farms. “I don’t need this many farms” It tells me. “Give me more water.” It grabs my water pump and forces me to grow more Sandleaf in the farm. “You just need to funnel me more. I can be way more efficient with space.” I can’t try other plants, I don’t have enough Sky Forges anyway. It grabs my credit card. It declines. “Guess this is the end.” It grabs my originium and makes 10 planters and 5 seeders. It says “More water” There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, efficient space utilization. What a cruel world.
I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Sandleaf. I try to make Dense Carbon. It needs Sandleaf. I try to make Dense Ferrium. It needs Sandleaf. I try to make Dense Origocrust. It needs Sandleaf. I want to craft Xiranite components. Their best recipe relies on Sandleaf. I want to make Batteries, Gear Components – they both want Sandleaf. It grabs me by the logistics belt. I farm for it. I make a tons of loops for it. I give it a dedicated grid. It isn’t satisfied. I build an Overclocked Grinder array. “I don’t need this much processing speed,” it tells me. “Give me more raw input.” It grabs my power grid and forces it to overload. “You just need to expand the plantation more. I can bind more materials.” I can’t expand, I don’t have enough grid. It grabs my Factory Layout. It declines. “Guess this is the end.” It grabs the Shredding Unit. It says “Shredder, process them.” There is no hint of sadness in its texture. Nothing but pure, inescapable binding agent bottleneck. What a cruel factory.
Just one more month and this will be 1 year old